… please tell me over and over again how fantastic it is that I’m going to Canada, you would love to do that yourself but you could never do that. When I answer that it’s not THAT complicated „just book a flight, quit your job and leave your flat“ please say „oh no… do you have a job there or at least know anybody?“
When I tell you that I actually don’t have a job, not even plans for it, and I absolutely know anybody there, please repeat over and over again how absolutely brave I am until you can see it coming out of my ears – then you really made it.

Besides: don’t you never ever take me too serious but puhhhhhhhhhhhhhlease just tell me how envious you are and that I should buy I guest house so that you can come and visit me – and keep the other thoughts to yourself 😉